How the fuck do you introduce yourself over a phone?

Well, firstly, if you want my contact, here!


Alternately, I can show you some things that complete me...

Namely, the absurd and irreverent.

What do I mean by this?

We'll start with the big one...

I run an instagram for my dog's artwork.

And by his artwork, I mean his shits. 

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