How the fuck do you introduce yourself over a phone?
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Well, firstly, if you want my contact, here!
Hollaaaa!
Alternately, I can show you some things that complete me...
Namely, the absurd and irreverent.
What do I mean by this?
We'll start with the big one...
I run an instagram for my dog's artwork.
And by his artwork, I mean his shits.
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I thought I'd leave you with some worthwhile business.
I've been writing a lot of Applescripts that I'm also proud of.
Lots of my work shit is Conversion Rate Optimization.
I thought I'd throw it on here because I'm proud of most of it.
Fuck resumes.
They suck.
How do you show what you've done in a succinct way?
IDK, make it out of concrete?
I am the BIGGEST fan of the irreverent.
Josef is my Butler.
(On tinder)
He writes all my messages and damnit they're funny AF.
When you can't find it cheap, make it.
I made a bike box for my road bike large enough for an overnight and light enough to not get in the way.
Fondly called this one the BootyCall Box :)
I got a little carried away with making concrete wallets. So much so that I wound up branding the damn thing!
I helped this dude out with branding for his weed business.
While it ended poorly, I'm incredibly happy with how the work turned out!
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I want to leave you with something from my site. A little present of sorts...
Things that I like, that you might like.
For example, I made my handwriting into a font! Download it here
Or you can get the music on the popout below
But let's get less frivolous. Time for some books.
Here are a few of my favorites
This is a book about getting ideas not only heard but remembered.
Our cultures preprogram us with so much. We are only born with two fears: falling and loud noises, everything else is learned.
We're fucked... This is a rabbit hole that I went down a while ago. Just read it.
Hopefully this page has shown you how I think.
If you think a connection would be mutually beneficial, text me?
I'm still working on this slide.
Work has taken all the joy out of this for me and the passion to make something here is elusive.
In the meantime, you can look at my thoughts on the matter here.
Wanna read some cool books?
What I've been listening to.
Download my contact?
